It's Hard To Be Gentile
By I.M. “R.U. Jewish” Ulysses.
I get confused with being Jewish all the time in Toronto. Now, while I'm not ashamed or embarrassed by it, since I am very pro Israel and have Jewish friends, it did give me pause for thought.
So, for those who have a sense of humour, please enjoy the song that I wrote below. It's a take on the song "It's Hard to be Humble" by Mac Davis.
It's Hard to be Gentile
- Oh, Lord, it's hard to be Gentile
- When you're Jewish in every way
- I can't wait to look in the mirror
- 'Cause I’m getting more Jewish each day
- To know me’s t’love… my mother
- She’s really one a hell of a cook!
- Oh, Lord, it's hard to be Gentile
- When it’s Jewish that you really look.
- I used to eat lots of bacon
- But that was before I knew
- What my parents never told me
- It’s just not Kosher for Jews
- Well, I’d probably get me some lobster
- If the Talmud would say that it’s good
- But now that I’ve been instructed
- I’m waiting ‘til after Shabbat
- Oh, Lord, it's hard to be Gentile
- When you're Jewish in every way
- I can't wait to look in the mirror
- I’m getting more Jewish each day
- To know me’s t’love… my mother
- She’s really one a hell of a cook!
- Oh, Lord, it's hard to be Gentile
- When it’s Jewish that you really look
- Well I guess you could say that I’m different
- A Hebrew without Bar Mitzvah
- But I can’t say that I really missed it
- Since I didn’t know what it was
- Some say that it makes me a liar
- But I know in my heart that ain’t true
- Maybe it’s the Shiksa I married last week
- In the synagogue that I went to
- Oh, Lord, it's hard to be Gentile
- When you're Jewish in every way
- I can't wait to look in the mirror
- ‘Cause I’m getting more Jewish each day
- To know me’s t’love… my mother
- She’s really one a hell of a cook!
- Oh, Lord, it's hard to be Gentile
- When it’s Jewish that you really look.
- REPEAT – OH LORD, IT’S HARD TO BE GENTILE
- WHEN IT’S JEWISH THAT YOU REALLY LOOK!
For my wife, Marion, and my Jewish friends and family
(with apologies to Mac Davis)